As the heading says its a secret LOL I will save all the scandal, gossip, drunken nights, crazy mornings and ouzo fuelled orgies for my autobiography
"KEVLAR - Through hell and back"
As of yet i haven't even got a page one as nothing has happened, oh hang on i ate 6 crumpets at 5am in the morning, wow how wild am i!
Although my fictional private life is now sweeping its way across the uk through the internet, soon Channel 5 will pick up on it and start a docu-soap as its so thrilling my alternate life, It will be a cross between The Office and Carry on, lots of humour but no actual nookey.
This is a true account of my highs and lows on the beautiful island of zakynthos all with a funny edge, lifes to short.
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