"You can lead a horse to water but it will never be a fish"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls I am that excited about my new food creation that i had to come in to town at 8 am to my secret coffee shop and write an update.
Don't know what to eat? Fancy a pizza but also wanting a Pot Noodle.
WHY NOT HAVE BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Kevlars Kitchen Creations that brought you Crumpet Creations i give you..........
Get yourself a fresh pizza base or Pita bread.
Select your pot noodle, for today's creation I've chosen chicken and mushroom and mix with hot water so its thick with no signs of a sauce.
Make a fresh pizza sauce from fresh tomatoes and onion with some BBQ seasoning
Add pot noodle to the top of pizza sauce.
Cover with a generous portion of grated mozzarella until completely covered.
Bake in oven for 15 Min's at 180 deg or gas mark 7 until cheese is just about browning.
Then throw straight down the toilet as that's where it will be an hour after eating it!
NAH! only joking. Oh my god, it tasted so good and the true sign of a good tasting pizza is when its cold the next day and i can honestly say it tasted even better this morning, best next day pizza, EVER!. Its a true master piece in the area of Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, Shakespeare's Hamlet, Michelangelo's David and Alan Partridges Monkey Tennis.
Animals everywhere. My garden and courtyard are like the days before Noah set sail on his little jaunt. Not being funny but he took to his boat to save the good from the great flood and banish earth of evil. So in that thinking why take venomous snakes and spiders? Surely you'd take only animals that look cute, also man eating tigers and lions with man, cats with pigeons, silver back gorillas with chimps, do you see what I'm getting at. It would be a total blood bath on there.
Now you got me started, i think the novel called "The Bible" is flawed from the beginning. Adam and Eve had 3 sons, 3 SONS! Seth, Cain and Able. HELLO! Unless they could poop kids out how did the earth get populated? Although there is suggestions in a re-write (Directors Cut) Adam and Eve had 5 sons and 2 daughters. Still on dodgy ground really. Think we need a re-make like they do with the classic movies.
Anyway i got side tracked.
Here are the plethora (I like that word, i shall use it more often) animals at Kevlar Abbey.
And to the far right of picture its our new edition to the family baby Ticklemus Hoppington
Now then, on to the courtyard.
Kitten one and two
No point in naming the kittens, they only cute for so long then turn in to cats and become arrogant.
Well what a great surprise. In Zakynthos town yesterday, the Greenpeace boat "Rainbow Warrior" was in port. You could go on and have a look around and give just a donation for the pleasure. Unfortunately i had very deep pockets yesterday and couldn't reach my money so just took a picture from port side but it is a impressive sight.
Its minion time, YAY! Look at this great t-shirt based on Iron Maiden's "The Trooper". See a minion can look cool no matter what situation you put them in.
And another minion moment, my non actor/teacher but Neurosurgeon nephew with a relative of Kevin the minions.
Here is Kyle again but this time in training for the S.W.A.T. team he has joined. No not Special Weapons Attack Team, Sheep With Attitude Taskforce. He is Welsh don't forget and have you seen how menacing some sheep look? They need taking down.
As I've said before "Don't mess with the Family, Capeesh?"
T-shirts are flying out all over the place and there are 2 new additions to the collection.
Firstly we have the killers who are touring this winter around the UK so this coincides with the tour.
When their first single "One Step Closer" came out it was like a breath of fresh air and then a song of theirs that stuck with me was "In the End". I was managing Heath Sports & Social (happy days) at the time this came out and it was constantly being played on Kerrang TV, what a amazing voice Chester had. From gentle whispers to aggressive angst. Was really shocked when told of his death.
I chose "New Divide" and the lines I've chosen feel right to me.
R.I.P. Chester Bennington, a truly unique voice and performer.
So on that reflective note i shall leave this update there.
Until the next update........
Serve All, Love All, Peace All, Kevlar Out!